GEORGE BUSH ATTACKED BY MONKEY
Today at a zoo in Mexico City, Mexico, George W. Bush was allegedly attacked by a rabid monkey in the primate exhibit. He reportedly ran up to the cage's glass, extended his ears outward, and started to hoot and screetch. The monkey, Freckles, mistook Bush's comical actions as an offensive gesture, and knocked down the glass with his fists, then mangled the helpless president. "Where is I?" says Bush when asked to comment on how it felt to be attacked by a monkey. But hospitals say that he will be well by the time that Mr. Ralph Nader beats him in the 2004 election on October 20th.
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Osama wishes he could have seen view from top of trade towers
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